I Was Put on Earth for a Reason

i was snooping the profiles of some of the folks that just joined the list. yes im nosey. yes, im a profile snooper. think there a new drug they make for that.

[22:34]  Gregg Horten: laser shark isnt a fan either he says
[22:35]  Hallie Galli: and how do we know laser shark is male?
[22:35]  Hallie Galli: it could be a girl lasershark
[22:35]  Gregg Horten: im a lasershark specialist.. i know how to tell the males from the females
[22:35]  Hallie Galli: yeah and how is that?
[22:36]  Gregg Horten: the males have a penis
[22:36]  Hallie Galli: you’ve been checking out lasershark’s junk?
[22:36]  Gregg Horten: yes

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. i mean HAHAHAHAHA. this is why one does retail.

thanks hallie for the snort laugh of the day, and the photo.

I Blame Society…

hahah- oops!

sorry, ive been pretty lax with the blogging. with the exploding computers and drama lamas and work deadlines, (my day job is a builder in sl too) ive ben a bit lax on the bloggedy. well, dont you worry, by reading my blog, you all still retain my purest, dog like unconditional love. and if you all are in the SMERSH update group, i just sent out a new freebie. thats as good a reason to join a group as any isnt it? free crap?

if you arent in the group and would like some swag, feel free to join now, and send me in im inworld, ill send the latest freebie your way. um, also its not a group, its an update system. my groups are full, and i bet yours are too, so lets try and save the the few open group spots we may or may not have for something more important than a shop sales group.

more portfolio pics…

im a profession al builder in sl. i brag about it constantly. the best thing to do is just nod and smile, and ill eventually shut up about it. thanks to marleen and apatia for these shots-

New Shop in Bricolage

here it is. one more shop. one step closer to global domination. you wanna know why bill gates left microsoft this week?  CUZ HE WAS SKEERED, thats why.

<a href=”http://slurl.com/secondlife/bricolage/209/53/22/”>SMERSH Shop Bricolage</a>

alien invasions and old french stuff

if any of you remember the old version of the sim downtown, you may remember the old factory building i made for it. ah the good old days. that sim opened a year ago may 5th and died a miserable death soon after. which in sl years, puts it in the late jurassic. anyway, it was too much fun of a building to just let die, so we refubished it and now its for sale, in 2 versions. (btw, the sim that dt was on, is now owned by my freinds haedon. its now like a weschester suburb, and i have a shop and a liquor store there.)

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the first is the size of the old one, 2 stories, 20×24. its based on an old picture of a french factory i saw from like 1858 around then. lets just say they DID make french fries there. or french bread. something nationalistic like that.

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the big assed one, that i redid as a temporary shop for marly, is 3 stories, 50 x 24 and has an elevator and 2 entrances. it big. 457 prims. dont say prim hog. just dont say it. anyway this is kind an experiment to see if people wanna buy large primmy structures. do yuh?

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.. . and to pass the time, we  did an old street light. as life tends to go around here, we were setting up to shoot the factory, and  i started wondering why no one in sl did one of those war of the worlds kinda streetlights. well i think war of the worlds like that george pal version where the martians died cuz they went to church instead of actually doing something constructive.  uh, gene barry went to church, not the martians. anyway, after i saw that movie as a kid, i always thought these lights looked like the martian death ray thingers, which made them a lot cooler, and  a rich internal dialog always made getting dragged off to the kmart by my mom, so much more bearable.

soooooo, the shoot takes way too long cuz we have to make a light, the we have to script it, then well, that cold be a product, then… blah, and blah, ad infinitum. its got a script that makes the lights go on and off with the time of day.  cuz this is america and if your light just sits there, the terrorists win.

all this stuff is at my shops, and on slex.

More Windlight

im shooting a bunch of stuff for my protfolio, and shooting windlight stuff is just a blast, so ill post some of the better shots. this is from the enelpark sims i built.

Windlight stuff

Everything will be retro someday

ok. so abbey, one of my oldest sl pals, has this obsession with polariods and ataris. she bought an rl polaroid. and then  decided sl seriously needed an atari 2600. ok, so all well and good, but then she made the mistake of showing it to me. Oh course i said wow, we could like stream youtube on that and like make it look like you are really playing,  and she said, wow and then you could like have lots of 80’s tv shows and watch them, and as things usually are when we collaborate. the project turns in to a huge monster. you tube to sl is an inexact science to be polite about it. im sure the google execs felt their ears burning a lot last weeken

we were beating our heads against the wall till i was at Mystical Cookies show and tell sunday, and one of her friends jorgen did a show and tell of his youtube controller. Just what we needed, so jorgen redid our script, and did a lovely job i may say, and now we have tv.

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abbey did a couple custom animations for the game console. shes like that. we added 9 games from the original 2600. god these old games are so lame. i mean. its a long journey from super break out to portal.  we included… battle zone, super breakout, galaxian, ice hockey, pacman, asteroids, superman, berzerk, and zaxxon.

it comes with a atari 2600 console, an 80’s tv, a bunch of 80’s rec room paraphernalia, and all the retro coolness you could ever want.

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as you can see, abbey is also selling this under the name of her new shop tosche station. well, i mean, if i can listen to a band named eisley, i guess i can handle that. but i wont promise not to smirk.
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Body Language Explained…Pt 1.

I own you.

New Stuff for your Butt

Sculpties.

Sculpties dammit.

A new study by the sport medicine center of Podunk university says that sculpties are over all better for ass cushioning than lame old normal prims. and i worry about your ass. so i made these-

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See? Plenty of buttocks friendly sculpties. I made them for you. Because i care.

The (Not) May has thinner cushions for those of you that are all modernist and stuff, with animated poses by pillow talk.

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The may has thicker cushions for the comfort croud, with exclusive custom animations by Ms. Abbey Underall.

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Each couch has 3 sit positions, each with a differnt pose, and a menu to select on of 8 baked color textures. You get 2 throws with 8 colors that can be change independantly also.

And for people like me who just wanna wallow, we did a set of floor cushions. A set of 3 each with an Abbey animated pose, and a menu to pick your chioce of 8 colors, or you can buy them seperately.  Yes i said buy. I want to take your money. Maybe i didnt just make these cuz i read  study and i wanted you to have a healthy hinder. Maybe its as Marly sez and its all about me.  Well, maybe. I admit nothing.